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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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neobedouins:

zerrie:

2013 vma will always be the best vma

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HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

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how to write a horror game

baphometkin:

  • jumpscare
  • thats it thats all you have to do. you are now a horror genius and a millionaire congratulations 

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telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

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versaceprolapses:

When the bae sends you a cute good morning snap and you send one back looking  like

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